Screen Name: Simon Saunders
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 31st July 2015
Spoofing since: Wednesday 22nd February 2012
Real Name: Simon Saunders
Location: The Republic of Ninnies.
Profile: My hobbies include, sticking short strips of cellotape onto fellow bus passengers just to see if I can get away with it. I also enjoy rolling small balls of blu-tac and dropping them upon the top of peoples heads.
When I'm not annoying fellow bus passengers I work as a dust salesman. There's no money in it but I love dust and my aim is to have dust in every household before I retire or die from a dust induced lung complaint.
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6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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