Simon Saunders

Screen Name: Simon Saunders

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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 3rd December 2012

Spoofing since: Wednesday 22nd February 2012

Real Name: Simon Saunders

Location: The Republic of Ninnies.

Profile: My hobbies include, sticking short strips of cellotape onto fellow bus passengers just to see if I can get away with it. I also enjoy rolling small balls of blu-tac and dropping them upon the top of peoples heads.

When I'm not annoying fellow bus passengers I work as a dust salesman. There's no money in it but I love dust and my aim is to have dust in every household before I retire or die from a dust induced lung complaint.

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