K J Heitz

Screen Name: K J Heitz

K J Heitz has published 12 items on The Spoof.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 11th October 2005

Spoofing since: Sunday 20th June 2004

Location: Baltimore

Profile: Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
-Mark Twain

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
-Mel Brooks

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