Screen Name: K J Heitz
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 11th October 2005
Spoofing since: Sunday 20th June 2004
Profile: Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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