K J Heitz

Screen Name: K J Heitz

K J Heitz has published 12 items on The Spoof.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 11th October 2005

Spoofing since: Sunday 20th June 2004

Location: Baltimore

Profile: Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
-Mark Twain

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
-Mel Brooks

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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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