Screen Name: Lola Heatherton
Lola Heatherton has published 12 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 14th June 2012
Spoofing since: Friday 8th July 2011
Location: Las Vegas
Profile: It's amazing what peroxide, gastric bypass surgery and hanging out in some of the older casinos in the Las Vegas Henderson area can do for your self esteem.
I love writing and love people. The new me loves all of you.
Even though I am consistenly given low ratings on my articles, there is no denying it - you like me, you like me, you truly like me.
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