Screen Name: aknzrdude

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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 28th June 2004

Spoofing since: Tuesday 15th June 2004

Location: Fremont California

Profile: Bored cube dweller, filled with moronic musings and idle chatter. Like Sci Fi, pseudo science, ancient civilizations and history channel. Believes in UFOs, lost civilizations, ghosts. Listens to alternative music, blue grass, american classics. Reads non fiction, holy grail quests, freemasonry, Graham Hancock. Loved Lord of the Rings movies, hated Star Wars Episode 2.

Early years - perfected dissection methodology of toads and lab rats for neurological testing

Lost Years - signed on with a government group, travelled the world, spoke a couple of languages, saw the inside of a missile factory, learned micro photography, learned crossword puzzles, visited 50 countries, learned new skills like finding your way in the dark, jumping off a car, riding a horse, jumping off a camel, eating high protein organics.

Reflective years - Read a lot, history, archaeology, watched nova, discovery channel, national geographic. Computer geek, wannabe writer, amateur photographer

Present years - fat slob, couch potato, cube dweller, pretend job at a major corporation

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