Two-Gun Crowley

Screen Name: Two-Gun Crowley

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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 13th April 2011

Spoofing since: Wednesday 6th April 2011

Email: helgabluth {at}

Location: Berlin

Profile: Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by your ability to do a number on those with bad breath.

I'm loving life and all that being separated/divorced/alienated/restraining-ordered from the opposite sex has to offer.

The glass is half full and it tastes like some real funky old bong water. And the glass is cracked. And I cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

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No photo, but let me draw you a mental picture. I look good-on paper. Handsome, fit, funny, adventurous and … uh, delusional. SWM/INFP /MBA/NPR/SOL. Whether the attire is jeans or little orange jumpsuit and straight jacket, I'm always up for making a big break. I'm multi-lingual:
English, prose, and some pig-latin. I've learned from my mistakes and I believe I can repeat them all exactly. Among my smart and funny friends, I'm the smart and funny one. I'm unique--just like everyone else.

I seek adventure. I want to push the envelope, think outside the box, color outside the lines, walk on the wild side, jump on the bed … run with scissors!

If I wasn't a nice guy, why would I be doing 200 hours of community service?

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