Screen Name: Sexpanther
Sexpanther has published 11 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 9th March 2011
Spoofing since: Tuesday 1st February 2011
Location: Real America
Profile: Where should I start? Well I'm a 29 year old unemployed former-salesperson; I find humor in (other peoples') failed suicide attempts; People say I look like an ugly version of Temple Grandin; and I'm from shit town you've never heard of named Turlock.
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