Screen Name: Lex Ares
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 28th November 2010
Spoofing since: Friday 19th November 2010
Location: United States
Profile: Hi all, and thanks for visiting my profile! Isn't this little alternate universe called satire wonderful?! I'd just like to take this opportunity to say that I have nothing but the utmost respect and admiration for the people I include in my Spoof stories, even if it sometimes doesn't seem that way. Think of it like a roast; people gathering together to pay tribute to iconic figures by insulting them! I wouldn't do it if I didn't like them
As for me, well, I'm not quite sure what's appropriate to put here. I mean it is a satire site after all! How could you be certain that anything I tell you here is the truth? Well let's give it a go anyway...
I'm 25, 6'1" (that's about 185cm for you Brits), blonde and female (in case the name was throwing you off). I currently major in geology and enjoy listening to 1980's Hair Metal and collecting Barbie dolls.
Well, did you believe me? Just remember, sometimes there is no greater story than the truth, but there's always room for embellishment!
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