Screen Name: Brett Taylor
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 15th May 2017
Spoofing since: Friday 29th October 2010
Real Name: Brett Taylor
Location: French Guiana
Profile: Brett Taylor first rocketed to tabloid infamy due to a torrid affair with Scarlett Johannson.
The incident brought unwanted publicity and jeopardized Taylor's Intelligence and mercenary work. Eventually, the public came to know of Taylor's daring attempts, under the guidance of Colonel Bo Gritz, to liberate WWI POWs from a chicken farm in Central Sweden, where'd they'd been living off a cruel diet of baked lutfisk with cream sauce for years.
Brett Taylor has not been publicly seen in years, but reports persist that he is plotting his next move from a jungle fortress. One thing is sure, the world has not heard the last of this dangerous and fascinating enigma.
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