Screen Name: For'Nique
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 24th June 2004
Spoofing since: Tuesday 8th June 2004
Location: Washington, DC
Profile: Would you believe with all the garbage I'm writing on this site that I'm actually a legal professional and spoken word artist? You would? Well would you also be willing to loan me five dollars and a pack of apple now-and-laters? No? Well would you loan me your copy of Jay Z's THE BLACK ALBUM since I'm pretty sure my 11-year-old jacked mine? No? Well do you realize that my entire profile is made up of questions? No? Well, are you sure you didn't ride the "little yellow bus" to school as a kid? No? Did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you? No? Do you think your dad sang "skeet-skeet-skeet" when he got your mom pregnant with you? No? Do you sing "skeet-skeet-skeet" when you're all alone at home? No? Did you see that Chappelle show when he showed "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong"? No? Do you watch CHAPPELLE'S SHOW at all? No? Are you on crack? No? Did you know it's the funniest show on television? No? Did you know I'm doing all this crap from work and if I don't log off I'll lose this gig?
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