Marcus Battenburg

Screen Name: Marcus Battenburg

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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 30th September 2010

Spoofing since: Monday 27th September 2010

Location: U.K.

Profile: Marcus Battenburg is the son of a circus midget and a high-profile prositute who specialised in sex with drunken eels.

His writing credits include: toilet walls, dating sites (one night stand category) and The Independent.

He is currently single but lives with his Fillpino house-boy "Hut Wang Tum Tum" in the beautiful Bradford Coutryside.

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