Screen Name: Marcus Battenburg
Marcus Battenburg has published 6 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 30th September 2010
Spoofing since: Monday 27th September 2010
Profile: Marcus Battenburg is the son of a circus midget and a high-profile prositute who specialised in sex with drunken eels.
His writing credits include: toilet walls, dating sites (one night stand category) and The Independent.
He is currently single but lives with his Fillpino house-boy "Hut Wang Tum Tum" in the beautiful Bradford Coutryside.
Marcus Battenburg hasn't written anything in a while, so his/her news feed is seriously out of date!
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