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Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations may offend

People all over the World who 'just can't wear green' may cause Saint Pat's Day Celebrations to be rethought.

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Slain Russian opposition leader's girlfriend adopts the Sphynx Position

See No Evil, Hear No Evil advice coincides with Moscow's broken CCTV system on night of the shooting

Crazed woman digs up dad's grave, finds only cigarettes and vodka

Now WTF did Pa hide the TV remote control?

Hundreds of Pakistani parents jailed for refusing to indoctrinate kids

Ah, make that vaccinate, the brainwashing's just fine

Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law.

Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.

Cops say they know why someone built an underground bunker in Toronto

Looks like Preppers stocked up on ice cream, frozen pizza, beers and Colorado pot ahead of widely anticipated Armageddinouttahere stuff

IKEA head says Iran inquiry continues

Damn Ayatollah's have returned 3 million self-assembly National Consultative Assembly speakers' chairs, apparently much too squeaky for Persian tastes

Ukraine death toll sores past 6000

Mostly from bed sores as thousands of injured left in makeshift hospital beds with no change if dressings

Startling headlines reveal that 'Garcia switches position on Obama presidential library'

WTF Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia doing getting involved in such trashy stuff?

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