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Trump Bans Transgender from Military
Trump Tower, NYC. In announcing his anti-transgender policy for the armed forces today, President Trump proclaimed: "There are no transgenders in foxholes."
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Ralph E. Shaffer
Trump Says No Transgender People In Military
Trump says transgender people will not be allowed in the military. No offense to transgender people, but isn't Trump the most transgender looking president
ever?
Trump Sends Secret Service to Walter Reed Hospital to Find the Gang of Green
"I just saw somewhere that someone there died because of gang of green. We're on it!" said Trump.
Trump Tweets that He's Afraid Obama or Crooked Hillary Will Screw up the Eclipse
Trump promised that he would make sure the eclipse happens.
Kellyanne Conway con exposed
She is positioning for a satire job with SNL
The Trump Jr. Russia Meeting Like Night At The Opera
The Trump Jr. meeting appears to resemble the stateroom scene from the Marx brothers film,
A Night At The Opera. Everyone was there except the cast from Hamilton.
From Secret Service to Leaky Service
The Secret Service has announced they are changing names. "Its true," said a spokesman." POTUS has a prostate problem, we spend a large portion of time securing bathrooms, sometimes he leaks"
Trump Finally Confesses
A tearful president Trump finally confessed: "It's not real hair, stated the POTUS, its banana flavored cotton candy" POTUS stated he lost his real hair in a tragic blow dryer accident.
NASA news
Due to government budget cuts NASA announced plans for their next excursion. "We are going to the Seattle Space Needle, its cheaper than outer space" stated director Jim Beam.
Tweeting Out of Your Ass
idiom. Used to describe what President Trump does early in the morning when he should be devoting his time to mastering complex domestic and foreign policy issues.
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