Screen Name: churchmouse
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 6th September 2012
Spoofing since: Thursday 23rd September 2010
Profile: International playboy, Best selling author, Close confident of King Juan Carlos of Spain, Compulsive liar, Laughs at his own jokes.
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6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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