Screen Name: Albert Addlewit
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 28th April 2011
Spoofing since: Wednesday 4th August 2010
Location: North American Suburbia
Profile: I was carelessly lost as a baby and found by a family of feral cats. Even though I was well-cared for, I was shunned by my litter mates due to my inability to lick my own butt.
After a disastrous attempt at hunting rats in a barn, I was found and taken in by a human family. After several years, I not only mastered the English language, but also graduated from litter box to toilet.
I live a more-or-less normal life, lying in the sun coming through the window during the day, catching birds in the back yard, and grabbing the occasional mouse in the basement.
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