Screen Name: C. Elwood Bastien
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 4th June 2004
Spoofing since: Friday 4th June 2004
Location: Calgary, Alberta-GO FLAMES GO!
Profile: C. Elwood is a freelance writer living in Calgary, Alberta. He goes to high school and gives a teenage perspective on whats happening in the world. Plus, he's very bitter, sarcastic, and angry at times.
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