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Latest Spoof News Story: Saturday 15th May 2010
Spoofing since: Saturday 8th May 2010
Real Name: I. M. Wright
Location: Mount Airy, Surry County, NC
Profile: I wanted to be a news reporter ever since I can remember. However, since Mount Airy is such a small country town with only 8000 people its has very little news outside our own neighborhood gossip. So in third grade I began to read news articles and make up endings for my own amusement. It got me in a whole heap of trouble with teachers and family, but I couldn't help myself and I just kept at it.
Through the years as I developed my talent I was lucky enough to be offered a job at the Mount Pilot cable station, SPUF.TV Its news anchor was accidentally pulled into my father's combine that I was using for the harvest. He was later found in a hay bale that was shipped to a Virginia horse farm. By that time it was to late.
I had an idea in my head to apply for his job and as luck would have it there was an opening. But now the job seems to be in constant jeopardy for making up news stories to make them more important and frankly more interesting. Thank goodness I have a very forgiving boss and a family man who tells me he is deathly afraid of combines.
That's it for now.
Mount Pilot, SC
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