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Is 'knockout game' real or a myth?
"Oooh! What happened? Must have passed out. My head has a goose egg on it. What was I...what, three hours ago?" You too?"
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Celeb chef admits using cocaine
"Why do you think everybody is crazy over my food?"
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New home sales surge 25%
"Of course we can't pay for them", say couple. "We'll just hold on till the next Obama bailout."
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30 whales, Rush Limbaugh trapped off Florida
Where's the Hulk when you need him? If anyone sees Dr Banner, moon him then run like crazy toward the whales and Rush.
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Exclusive: Inside ailing nuke plant
U.S. Reporter at large got a chance to go inside Japanese nuclear plant & he reported it as 'strange'. "I was only in there for a biscuit, but I could smell the flags. I might go back inside 80."
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Bear Spotted in Central Park
"Sounded like a crank call to me", stated city officer Roy Ashton. "The lady sounded a little 'off'. But as I got there I caught a glimpse of the animal, I'd say it was a Bigfoot. No one was hurt."
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Bear mauls woman walking dogs
"I was just walking across the woods to my house and this bear came out of the woods, walking two dogs. You just never know."
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Change your password: 2M stolen already
"You need to make up a new password for your accounts", consumer advocate tells the press. Over two million dollars stolen already. Make it difficult like my 4$3$2h66709."
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Cops:Woman injured when glass drug pipe shatters in vagina.
Sounds like she was pretty messed up already.
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Truck with dangerous radioactive material 'stolen in Mexico'
"One thing about it, they won't be able to cross the border at night all lit up like that", says border guard.
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