Screen Name: Auntie Matter

Auntie Matter has published 436 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 22nd in the top writers table.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 21st September 2015

Spoofing since: Wednesday 17th March 2010

Profile: Low Bullshit tolerance level.
If it's not useful, informative or funny don't say it.
Amazed at how gullible people are.
Amazed at how evil some people are.
Love all women who are not J.K.Rowling.
Game players who can only succeed at the expense of others please stay away from me for good, for ever, for Chrissakes!

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Anvil Shortage in USA

The Acme Anvil Company of Bangor, Maine, just can't keep up with demand.
"Some guy in the middle of the Arizona badlands just keeps ordering more and more. I wish we knew what he's doing with them!"
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