Screen Name: Auntie Matter
Auntie Matter has published 265 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 41st in the top writers table.
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- 3 Jokes
- 7 Fake Celebrity Diaries
Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 7th September 2014
Spoofing since: Wednesday 17th March 2010
Profile: Low Bullshit tolerance level.
If it's not useful, informative or funny don't say it.
Amazed at how gullible people are.
Amazed at how evil some people are.
Love all women who are not J.K.Rowling.
Game players who can only succeed at the expense of others please stay away from me for good, for ever, for Chrissakes!
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