Screen Name: Auntie Matter
Auntie Matter has published 762 items on The Spoof.
Check out Auntie Matter's:
- 145 Spoof News Stories
- 178 Spoof Magazine Articles
- 427 Spoof Snippets
- 5 Jokes
- 7 Fake Celebrity Diaries
Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 12th December 2016
Spoofing since: Wednesday 17th March 2010
Profile: Low Bullshit tolerance level.
If it's not useful, informative or funny don't say it.
Amazed at how gullible people are.
Amazed at how evil some people are.
Love all women who are not J.K.Rowling.
Game players who can only succeed at the expense of others please stay away from me for good, for ever, for Chrissakes!
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Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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