Screen Name: Auntie Matter

Auntie Matter has published 411 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 21st in the top writers table.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 3rd July 2015

Spoofing since: Wednesday 17th March 2010

Profile: Low Bullshit tolerance level.
If it's not useful, informative or funny don't say it.
Amazed at how gullible people are.
Amazed at how evil some people are.
Love all women who are not J.K.Rowling.
Game players who can only succeed at the expense of others please stay away from me for good, for ever, for Chrissakes!

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