C. Cranium

Screen Name: C. Cranium

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 1st February 2011

Spoofing since: Monday 1st March 2010

Location: Near Mt. St. Helens

Profile: I recall that I got a D in college English class after submitting an assignment without punctuation. Some famous poet didn't use punc so why should I. After that experience, and my lack of confidence, I proceeded in life knowing I was a crummy writer. And now that is confirmed by my Spoof articles. But I've seen worse, even in the venerable Spoof. So if I can write "Tasmanian Devil Bites Queen" and it passes the rigorous hah hah Lowton review I am happy and vindicated that my English assistant assistant in-training temporary junior professor was a rigid art hater. Almost 40 years later -- most of the time wasted in the business world -- I am now free to write funny-to-me stories/plays/songs thanks to corporate layoffs. And thanks to The Spoof for accepting most of my stories and for being only marginally rigid in rejecting my "Haggis of the Month Club" killer spoof. Like you're perfect.

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