Screen Name: BillBritton
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 14th November 2016
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Real Name: William S Britton
Location: Vero Beach, FL
Profile: Bill Britton is copy editor for American Journal of Philology and is also associated with projects designed to raise public awareness regarding the imminent dangers inherent to anthropogenic greenhouse-gas emissions. His earlier therapeutic regimen as a commercial shellfish harvester has been replaced by daily rides on his bicycle and motorcycle, both of which serve to clear his brain and thus make way for fresh trivialities. A (faithful) former Marine, Bill is an adamant pacifist and atheist, an anathema to our contemporary Calvinist/Baptist polity.
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