Screen Name: mancalledhorsemanure
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 25th February 2010
Spoofing since: Monday 30th November 2009
Profile: I usually like to blog and write correspondence with the GI Joe's as a "War Correspondent," with military.com as " Officer in Charge of LATRINES. I would like to write for UNCLE SAM,but I think I blogged the new president Barrack Obama (BO), one two many times as I compared him to the New Sheriff from " Blazing Saddles !" Since I live in Downtown Hemet Town and chose to be a One Horse in a know horse town I just wanted everyone to know what part of the Horse I'm talking about. As most everyone calls me " Dump Ass," or Jack Ass," I wish to set the record straight that as an ex CAV TROOPER that it's a HORSES POOPER I go by and my slogan is " Your coffee tastes better if you don't draw your water from down stream of the LATRINE ! " I've drank water from a hoof print;at least I hope it was water, and as a Ranger I know the difference between Black and Gray Water, when it comes to dishes and latrines !
When I was washing dishes under the BUSH administration I called it the Cal - Tex Panhandle, and thus my name " PANHANDLER ! " here's a little song I sing while in the Spanish terminology which goes like this " Lavos Con Manos Consuela's ! " Por Vida Mi Coresone ! " - " Palm Olive Man ! Palm Olive Man ! Where will you ROME ? " " A man with Palm Olive and a dirty PAN !" My dream is to become the best PANHANDLER this country ever produced and as I sing " This pan is your pan!" " This pan is my pan !" " This pan was washed in the USA ! " " From California to the New York Island this pan was washed for you and me !"
Now I could go on and on but right now I'm at my friends DOC's house on his PC and he is the one who found this Horse Manure web site and since I only get 60 minutes at my local library a day I don't get much of a chance to get a PhD in or on an online university except for yours to earn my degree in MANURE as everyone else has a MASTERS in BS, I would prefer HS ( Horse Manure ) !
I would like to thank the Mormons who's prayers for me as I was just talking to one this evening as I told him how I liked to go by Park Hill where they have the Mormon zoo and just look at the horses their as well as the sheep,etc..... He said he will talk to the Mormons so I can gain entry to their Zoo and when I asked if they might let me shovel some MANURE he said " I dont see why not," as they workers would rather pick Grapefruits and Oranges than shovel MANURE ! I all so work for an Italian part time washing his dishes as well as a volunteer for Riverside County Family Services Senior Nutrition " Meals On Wheels," but if you like Pizza try "Rudolfo's," and tell them Horse Manure sent you ! You know whats funny is that I got my singing start in a Catholic Church as one of her " Choir Boy's," and not as one of Joseph Wambaughs LAPD (See the movie or read the book ) !!! " Hail Mary we who are about to serve you ! " Hows that for KP kitchen help ? As I remember when she was with child how she went to her sisters and washed dishes and mended clothes !
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Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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