Bunsen Burner

Screen Name: Bunsen Burner

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 27th October 2009

Spoofing since: Thursday 15th October 2009

Location: Prefer not to say

Profile: I don't get much time with other people. Not since that little accident with Mrs Gillians from next door. I only went round to ask her to stop her dog from all that constant yapping. But then something inside me snapped...

But I'm quite safe really. I'd never harm a fly. Unless it was a big, fat old fly wearing glasses and it kept a yapping mongrel. Then I'd kick the shit out of it....

What I mean to say is that I just want to entertain, to write, to communicate. I want to reach out and touch someone. Someone other than Mrs Gillians.

Of course if you are a commie red or a weak Liberal then I just don't want to know. You can join Mrs Gillians and the dog.....

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