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Screen Name: Bargis Tryhol

Bargis Tryhol has published 331 items on TheSpoof

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Profile: I came across this site a few weeks ago after Googling my name. The amount of 'hits' it produced made me curious.

I am Bargis Tryhol, and I do in fact have the world's largest penis as noted in the acclaimed Doctor's Definitive Source Book (first and second editions) where it is explained and verified how top urologists from around the world examined me and my private part at Westside Hospital in New York City during a world urology conference in 2001.

In 2002 I was given the title of having the largest reproduction glands and penis in the world and included into the Guiness Book as a World-Class Record Holder.

International decency laws concerning internet pornography forbid me to publish photos of my gigantic penis, so I'm afraid you'll have to purchase a copy of the Guiness Book to see for yourself.

In the spirit of theSpoof and its intended fun, I have decided to write a few stories. I hope you enjoy!

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