Screen Name: DaddyMothership
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 9th November 2009
Spoofing since: Thursday 3rd September 2009
Location: Liverpool, England
Profile: Born to a pair of virgins I decided to remain one myself. This went tits up when I realised I could make no money as a male prostitute whilst keeping my legs crossed. As this had been my lifelong dream I decided to succumb to the suck and cuming.
I am now a wealthy gigolo and somehow, by the miracle of science and lies, have remained a virgin to this day.
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