Screen Name: Shirley Sharpener
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Latest Spoof News Story: Monday 24th August 2009
Spoofing since: Sunday 23rd August 2009
Location: Inside my own head
Profile: I was born a poor black child. I remember the days...No, not really. I'm just a person who finds so many things ridiculous the best way for me to present my opinion is by being even more ridiculous and hopefully funny.
Because ridiculous without the funny is just being stupid.
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