Screen Name: Daniel Bristol
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 25th March 2010
Spoofing since: Friday 14th May 2004
Profile: Montius Pithonis likes Spam. Spam is his life. He built his entire house with it and now the neighborhood brings him crackers and basket-weaving materials in an effort to keep him peeking in their windows in the wee hours of the night.
. . . Needless to say, we've been having some trouble getting the right balance with his medications.
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