Screen Name: smurfette

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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 15th September 2009

Spoofing since: Wednesday 22nd July 2009

Email: Sugar_and_Spice_but_Nothing_Nice {at}

Location: tulsa, oklahoma, usa

Profile: Smurfette is a female fictional character from the Smurfs.

Smurfette was magically created from blue clay, sugar and spice but nothing nice, crocodile tears, half a pack of lies, a chatter of a magpie, and the hardest stone for her heart by the Smurfs' enemy, Gargamel, so that she would use her charms to cause jealousy and competition among the Smurfs in order to cause their fall.

Smurfette was the only female Smurf until the creation of Sassette. Smurfette has more delicate features than the other Smurfs, with long blonde wavy hair, longer eyelashes, and wears a white dress and white high heels. She is the love interest of almost every Smurf.

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