Screen Name: Ghatotkacha
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 27th April 2010
Spoofing since: Monday 6th July 2009
Profile: I was born in the vicinity of Algol, the baleful star which the ancients in their ignorance believed to be a source of malevolent emanations. The truth is, I'm as gentle as a baby krait. I spent my childhood touring Andromeda with my Pa and Ma. I was home-schooled, and in due course graduated in Applied Sorcery (Hons) from the University of Betelgeuse in 3774 GE (that would be around 5480 BC by your clock). Since then life's been a bit of a whirl. My old pal Anhsirk keeps asking me to rescue his pals from all manner of scrapes. I don't mind, really...though sometimes it gets pretty rough, like that time when I had to take on a dude named Anrak during a big Property Dispute at a place named Koorru Kshetra down here in Terra... It'll be a while before the next Neutrino Tunnel turns up and I can move on to Cygnus. Meanwhile, why don't you join me in giving Al Qaeda, Lashkar e Toiba, Taliban, Dick Cheney and affiliated kooks a big raspberry: BRRRRAAAPP!
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Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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