Screen Name: Woodward N. Bernstein
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Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 14th July 2009
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Profile: Woodward N. Bernstein began his life as a print journalist in 1997, when he was instrumental in uncovering the plot by the infamous St. Louis Seven to steal the gram from the International Bureau of Weights and Measures. Although his career has not taken off (yet) as many have expected, he is though to have ghost written over 500 articles for the popular media, taking payment in secret from stumped scribes. He lives with his wife, Beatrice, and their six children on an estate somewhere in wildest Manitoba.
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