Screen Name: sagman44
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Spoofing since: Wednesday 17th June 2009
Location: New England
Profile: Retired teacher. I was mad as hell and I was not going to take it anymore.
Favorite author: Twain
My most heartwarming career accomplishment?
Every day for years I'd enter the school building through a door that had "Fuck You" carved into it by some wiseass kid who was long gone but whose work lived on. Five times a week, I was greeted by "Fuck You" when I got to work.
Finally figured out what to do the year before I retired: got in early one morning and, with my trusty penknife, added "th" to "you." Slept like a baby that night.
Next day, the maintenance people were busy with grinders
erasing the evidence. If only I'd known earlier what it would take the administrators to move.
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