Screen Name: Odtaa
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 9th May 2004
Spoofing since: Sunday 9th May 2004
Location: London, UK
Profile: Who says crime does pay? Cops who are bigger than me. This explains my 'arrested' development at an early age.
Pau has travelled far and yes he will pay the hotel bills if he has any money. And Pau has travelled wide and is planning to cut down on the burgers.
He was once voted the 'Man Most Likely to Suceed'. But the Samaritan Branch considered this in very bad taste.
Pau is fond of saying ' I dated this girl once'. He hopes to try and do the same again before he takes up his pension.
The date went very well until he took her back home and was invited in for coffee. While the kettle was on the stove the girl quickly changed into a nightdress.
Pau, ever so quick, took the hint that she wanted to go to bed early and left so that she could have a good night's sleep. For some reason she would not return his calls.
Like most humourists Pau has developed a technique to deal with bullying. This involves lying on the ground and bleeding. Bullies soon get bored.
Pau has developed a great system for becoming fantastically rich. Unfortunately he is unable to find anyone who will lend him the money to buy lottery tickets.
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