Screen Name: JP Johnston
JP Johnston has published 42 items on The Spoof.
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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 11th January 2012
Spoofing since: Friday 12th June 2009
Profile: What are you looking at this for? Are you that private investigator? Tell that bitch I never touched that girl, and I don't have any more money. Leave me alone. Can I please see my kids?
This is an assumed name anyway. I am someone else now. Call me Bob. Yeah. Bob. I don't live too far away these days. You tell her to think about that when she's hanging out her new man's Calvin Klein underpants. I bet he can't please her like I can. They look small, those underpants. She chose wrong. Tell her that.
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