Screen Name: JJ Junket
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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 4th June 2009
Spoofing since: Thursday 4th June 2009
Profile: Short, dumpy, fat and hairy everywhere but my head and a bit snarky when I run out of beer.
Also a bit of a snoot since I'm a naturalist, vegan, and general do-gooder. Generally, I live for the greater good.
The exception is my Sci-fi novel, The Invasion has been Canceled, which gives away the ending before the book even starts. If you'd like to order an advance copy before publication, send me $35 American dollars and I'll put you on the wish list (the wish you would list).
Hmm, what else... Oh, I stink, too. I never shower since I live in a dump, so I started scrubbing my pits with sand and vinegar.
And I pee in the shower.
Wait a minute, I already said I never shower...
All right, All right! You caught me. Nobody said making this stuff up was easy!
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