Screen Name: Badminton
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Latest Spoof News Story: Sunday 7th June 2009
Spoofing since: Thursday 14th May 2009
Location: Library, Golden Slipper
Profile: After Thorn and Andrew, we wondered for many years what great things may come to pass. In turn, we all took pity on similar things. But these things were not to be belittled because not only were they more important, but they were also components of what has come to be known as The Lumus. To comprehend the significance of such matters would take more time than patience could allow so it was left to thought, speculation and several recent editions of healthy prejudice, to piece together the clues. If one takes into account not how to solve this riddle, but whether the understandings gained from it can be harnessed to the benefit of more than just ones own frivolous fantasies, then maybe time will be considered as well spent among fools or strips of leather. But forsaking this is to ignore more than one can reasonably do without being damned for being. Take this advice in no haste and listen to the prophets of The Lumus, for it is only they who can translate its true message from the ancient nondescript manuscripts on which it was revealed to men for the first time. From this day forward, take steps, not in a sideways direction, but in a manner consistent with those forces. Do this with due hesitation but not without risk for it is not the will of those who know The Lumus to live risk free but to drink its knowledge until their own thirst is satisfied. Take heed, yield and be.
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