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Tuesday, 2 August 2011

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Is he a cloned alien or stoned wallaby? Ask the Aborigines, they're stoned aliens too!

Recent crop circles discovered in the Australian outback are not being made by stoned Aborigines going walkabout as originally thought. They are actually being created by stoned wallabies who love to chew poppies it seems.

This is the official government version, but is being vehemently denied by Aborigines who swear they have witnessed strange UFO objects flying across their crop fields. In fact, one eye witness, also very keen on chewing poppies and stoned out of her brains, Mama Boogoodoodada (Aborigine name meaning "spaced out") actually saw aliens cloned as wallabies hopping out of their UFO. They then hopped into a poppy field and after a quick chew, copied an original Aborigine rain-dance, which just happened to go around in perfect circles.

The Australian authorities are rubbishing Mama Boogoodooda's story because they do not wish to diplomatically upset the US as being the only official country who ever spots aliens. But do admit to have witnessed several crop circles being made by British back-packers lost in the outback going round and round in perfect circles after discovering the neighbouring poppy fields and singing Troggs songs (?). But they certainly were not aliens, just innocent spaced-out Reg Presley fans.

I prefer the cloned, stoned wallaby version, Wild Thing!

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