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Thursday, 28 July 2011

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The signs in the sky point to massive upheaval starting Monday

London - Monday's clash between the Sun and Jupiter promises a massive karmic twist the Agency's Iraq Desk number crunching division warned today.

The planets' square angle in 'fixed' signs of Leo and Taurus takes place at 14.41GMT - co-incidentally the 'same number' as the UN Security Council Resolution that voted 15-NIL to oust Saddam.

"Darned ominous for the start of Ramadan," CIA CEO Leon Panetta's tarot reader commented today, "coming in this year's Arab Spring solar eclipse upheavals."

Not since 1848 has the annual Muslim holy month begun on August 1 - in a year typified by widespread political turmoil across the world in what came to be known as the Spring of Nations or the Year of Revolutions.

That year too began with solar and lunar eclipses that triggered a 'wave' of revolutions - first in France, then most Europe and subsequently parts of Latin America.

"There's a lot of unfinished Iraq War business." Panetta's seer continued, "not least that missing $18 billion from the Iraq Oil-For-Fraud - er...Food! - scam.

"Wanna see the secret Bogota bank account numbers for Tony Blair, George W Bush, Dickless Cheney et al?"

Al Gore is 104.

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