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Thursday, 8 December 2005

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"Think it Oh' over"

State Department officials are scrutinizing a music video reportedly recorded by Bin Laden that, as one official put it, "Could pose a grave and immediate threat to the United States and it's allies". Bin Laden, finding it increasingly difficult to sneak hidden attack messages past U.S. cryptologists via conventional videotaped speeches apparently decided to try Karaoke instead doing his own upbeat Al Quieda inspired 21st century rendition of the classic Motown hit, "Stop in the Name of Love".

" I was impressed I was" said one CIA cryptologist attempting to decode the tape. He went on to add, "My man's got it going on true in fact. I didn't know he had moves like that. The backup terrorists with the M16's rang it too."

The Karoke song, performed entirely in English surprised many Bin Laden fans. One unnamed Al Queda leader speaking candidly to Al Jazerra reporters said

"I think the secret orders might be in the placement of Bin Laden's fingers after he comes out of that double twirl moonwalk and goes STOP! ... Me and my terrorist cell are still trying to figure out if he wants us to suicide bomb a subway in London or blow up the Golden Gate Bridge .. we'll have to analyze the video a bit more before triggering any explosive devices just yet. Good tune though. I love the Supremes."

Dianna Ross, questioned by CIA agents says she knows of no possible hidden messages in her song saying,

"All I did was record the words back then when some folks in the studio brought out a sheet of paper and said 'Here, sing this'. If there's a hidden message I guess it would be .. think it OH' over? "

CIA agents reportedly are now concentrating on the "think it OH' over" portion of Bin Laden's hit video, already #7 on MTV's hot 9 at 9, in hopes of determining exactly WHAT he wants his terror cells worldwide to "think OH' over".

President Bush, reportedly "cross" with the master terrorist for not letting Bush catch him as well as a bit envious of Laden's new hit single told reporters at his Ranch,

"Sure Bin Laden can sing. And perhaps dance a bit but you've never seen me and Laura do our Karaoke rendition of I Got You Babe" going on to add,

"Bin Laden's got nothing on me and Laura so don't fall for that bogus Name of the Love tape he pulled on you and don't worry .. not only are we gonna CATCH Bin Laden but me and Laura will have our own karaoke video out just as soon as .. Larua? You back there? .. Hon? America needs us for a moment .. Laura?"

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