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Monday, 30 May 2011

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Hector's X

A man in Spain is receiving treatment in hospital after an angry mob of Cucumber farmers descended on his home and forced him to move out of the village.

Local Farmers accuse Hector Julio Fernandez of contaminating their cucumber stock with e-coli bacteria. However Hector denies their claim

"To me the cucumber is a beautiful thing, you can not get a better sex toy than a cucumber. But the cucumber's they send to Germany I never use those they are too small and break alot. I also practice good hygiene and always use condoms on cucumbers to be safe" -Hector Julio Fernadez

However, the governments of Russia, Austria, Czech republic and France are not believing Hector and banning the imports of Spanish cucumbers.

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