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Thursday, 19 May 2011

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Bin Laden: All Cleaned Up with Someplace to Go!

A retired Marine Corpsman confirmed what is now seeping out on the internet, that Osama Bin Laden was a very 'dirty' fifty-four year old Terrorist who refused to shower, terrorized women and was addicted to Porn!

Confirming the charges is a new book out on the market from one of Bin Laden's former wives detailing a living hell where she was subject to 'biting attacks' during sex, his addiction to pornography, and even claims he kept a sex slave chained in his quarters....all shocking charges fit for a former IMF chief than a man who professed his murderous motives were founded in religion!

"Yup, he was a dirty bastard," said retired Marine Frankie the J, " talked to some former shipmates who confirmed they were reduced to scrubbing him down with a Brillo pad to get all the crud off of him....man had no personal hygiene at all....wouldn't have lasted a military minute on my ship, I can tell ya that!"

Reports also say that Bin Laden treated his own family like 'animals' and was consumed with 'self gratification, narcissism, Face Time on TV and his quest to win a Nobel Prize' according to his former wife. "You would have thought he was running for President of the United States," she reportedly said in disgust.

Said Frankie before signing off, "Never doubt the might of the SEALS, pigs get fat, but hogs get slaughtered....!"

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