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Tuesday, 10 May 2011

29-year old Amal Ahmed Abdul Fatah, youngest wife of Osama Bin Laden, who was injured trying during the assassination of her lord and master, has announced that she will appear in next September's Playboy Magazine as the Playmate of the Month.

Amal was accidentally shot in the leg by Navy SEALS when she interposed herself between the assassination team and her lord and master. The SEALS wrongly believed that she was trying to protect Bin Laden. Actually, she was trying to escape from Bin Laden.

Her doctors have said that the wound will heal completely without any scar by the time of the photographic studio session in late July.

Interviewed at the office of her agent in Paris, Amal said that she was grateful for her rescue by the USA despite the accidental shooting in her leg.

"I was held prisoner for 5 years by that stinking camel jockey and never even permitted to go outside."

Amal said that she had been sold to Osama Bin Laden by her father for six sheep and twelve goats.

"It is so great to be free now! I am looking forward to life in France. My agent has already obtained an advance from Playboy and I have a new car. My plans are to become a blockbuster movie siren."

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