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Monday, 2 May 2011

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No decision yet on the song for the funeral march

Celebrants and organizers cannot decide on the proper funeral song for the funeral of Osama Bin Laden. While such things as the flower choice were obvious (poppies, because of the opium), the music is still causing great debate.

Apparently, the argument is between two different songs. People cannot decide which of these should be played in the funeral march. It has come down to a possible decision to use both (one on the way in, and the other on the way out), but no one can make up their minds.

The songs?

"Ding dong the wicked witch
Witch oh witch, the wicked witch
Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!"

or

"Sha na na na,
na na na na,
Hey, hey, hey,
Goodbye"

Personally, I'd use the first one, but change the "w" into a "b."

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