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Monday, 25 April 2011

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Where The Royals Are Going

London, England-- Prince William and Kate Middleton plan to honeymoon in the Bermuda Triangle after their royal wedding on April 29. The couple wanted to go 'someplace fun' but also someplace unusual. They plan to honeymoon for two weeks, unless some time distortion pops up.

It was Kate Middleton's idea to vacation in the Bermuda Triangle. She got the idea last week, after she went to the Hydrogen Balloon Travel Agency on Fleet Street. The strange man who operates the agency gave her the recommendation. She picked up a few travel brochures, like the one printed below to show Prince William:

Come to the Bermuda Triangle, and see what's on the Other Side! Close your eyes on a torrid tropical beach, and listen to the flying saucers buzz in the sky! Jump in the ocean and swim with playful plesiosaurs! Dive down to the ocean floor, and discover your very own Atlantis!

Kate Middleton says she was charmed by the idea, and Prince William was too. The young couple plans to take lots of photos for their family and friends.

"I really think it's a good idea!" stated Prince William. "A few weeks in the Bermuda Triangle will certainly prepare Kate for life in the palace!"

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