Alaska - She could see Russia from her house. Today, it's a different story, as Sarah Palin has just announced to a stunned gathering outside her home that Alaska has been sold.
"I don't know where I can move to an still see Russia from my house", Sara complained.
Sara plans to stay in Alaska and do whatever the Saudis, who bought Alaska, tell her. "If they want to go up in a chopper and shoot stuff, I could be their guide", she quipped.
As I was filing the story, a group of men wearing white turbans descended upon Sarah. One of the men had a large butterfly net.
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