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Tuesday, 19 April 2011

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Disco-dancing big/little cocks/snatches?

The match-up that all the world has been waiting for - the men and women with the extremes in cocks and snatches - is to finally happen next month in New York, when the man with the world's longest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina will meet up with the man with the world's smallest penis and the woman with the world's smallest vagina for a night out around the town.

The unlikely rendezvous was organised after it was realised that the names of the four celebrities with the world's record-sized appendages had not appeared on the pages of TheSpoof.com for some time, and that a strong publicity campaign was needed to bring the celebs back into the public consciousness.

Plans are at an early stage, but it's thought that the foursome - who are eager to find out if they have anything in common - might visit a local restaurant for a meal, patronise some of the trendier bars, take in a show and then end the evening by ducking into one of New York's top discotheques.

Or they might go for a quirky shag.


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