The Cosmos - (You Canna Be Sirius Mess): The entire Syrian Administration has resigned following public dismay at the craft's Dome of the Rock transit over Israel in last month.
The 30-strong Canis Major Federation cabinet was booted out - er...submitted their imminent retirement plans! - following the PR disaster.
This concealed a mothership hangar in the medieval Qal'at al-Hisn crusader fortress, long suspected of being the alien headquarters of anti-Zionist missal (sick) attacks.
President Assaad of the Canis Major Federation's Sirius A Government said today he reluctantly accepted the Cabinet's 'surprise departure'.
Nearly all appointees had been from the Dog Star's neighboring companion Sirius B - a white dwarf with a population committed to perpetuating the myth of the Nile flooding in Ancient Egypt as well as the earliest recorded Global Warming scares of ancient Geeks' 'dog day' hot summers.
Last week online spreadbetting website Aintgottaprayer.con reported 'billions of dollars' of wagers on the Syrian cabinet being given the big shove before April Fools Day.
Only one winning punter is believed to be involved having scooped over a billions of US dollars in the successful bet.
Bashar Al Assaad is 69.