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Monday, 7 March 2011

Colonel Muammar Gadhafi has agreed to exile in Hollywood. In a speech to his people today he told them he loved them and went over all the great uniforms he's worn while representing them but the time has come for him to fulfil his life-long calling; to become a Drag Queen on Santa Monica Blvd. in Hollywood.

In preparation for his imminent departure from Libya Colonel Muammar Gadhafi has prepared this highly sensitive video for use after he has gone. Contrary to what he has said about wanting to die in Libya he is really a pussycat that just wants to live out the rest of his life in full queen regalia.

Thanks to SqeekiLeaks for passing this vital information on to us.

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