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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

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"Gaddafi has to go. The people are tiried of his rants."

Libyan leader Gaddafi told reporters from several television networks Tuesday that the public still love him. "Just ask my friend, Corporal Peon."

"Yes", Corporal Peon, "I worship at the Colonel's feet. Carry out his chamber pot and relish the smell."

Although much of the country is now in anti-Gaddafi hands, the Colonel refuses to believe it.

"It's al-Qaida...or America or people writing nude stories! They are heathens of the worst sort."

Although the Colonel has several children, one whom was expected to follow in Gaddafi's slime ball footsteps, many say that he has become a raging old queen in his latter years.

"You wouldn't believe how corrupt the man is", stated one protester. "I would not trust any of my family around that warped mind of the so-called leader of Libya."

Meanwhile, the rest of Libya seems to be following the protesters who now run half the country and are electing new leaders.

"We want freedom from this tyrant", we heard many people say around the country. "With him running our lives, you never knew when he would point his stinky brown finger at some poor person and his thugs would attack like guard dogs!"

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