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Monday, 21 February 2011

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It started with a kiss...

Tripoli - (End-of-Daze): The kiss of death is everywhere the ex-UK Prime Monster has fingered with his bloodstained mitts.

A two year vanity tour of duty as Middle East envoy has now bombed as Libyan nationals poured scorn today on his diplomacy record.

"We always knew he was a shit," one angry Benghazi resident said today, "and blame him for hexing our pleasant, oil-rich land."

Some 400 Libyans are believed to have been massacred as authorities clamped down on the popular protest.

The turmoil traces a huge swathe of Blair-influence in the Middle East where he schmoozed dictators in return for megabux consultancy fees.

The Hellfire Club shoo-in was himself in hiding this morning as reporters thronged outside his Connaught Square pad.

A solitary figure in an upstairs window - thought to be Cherie's personal tarot reader - was visible behind the next curtains for a brief second.

Euan 'Yuan' Blair is 69.

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