The Lockerbie bomber, or Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi to give him his full techincal name, has been discovered by the United Nations to not actually be lying about having cancer.
Mr Ali McGrath (Anglicised name) was released by the Scottish government to return home to Libya on compassionate grounds, nothing to do with Libyan oil or keeping their barking mad Colonel on a leash, but to quietly fade away.
However, sceptics of Ali McGrath, Libya, Colonel Gaddafi and the Arabs in general, have all been confounded by a report from the United Nations and backed up by a number of respected acronyms, including the BBC, RAC, AA, PTO, LOL and NIMBY, Ali McGrath has indeed been found to have been suffering from cancer since he was born or even younger.
Having been born between June 22 to July 22, he is a genuine cancer sufferer, and he only bombs aeroplanes as a hobby, not for financial reward.
Mr Gaddafi is still barking.