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Sunday, 6 February 2011

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"DAMN! THEY'VE DELETED MY STORIES!"

(Published next week) - WORLD WIDE WEB - After mounting tensions for many, many months, the popular user-defined site exploded into a massive flame war.

Mark, the admin, was unable to control the e-riot after a hacker deleted his account.

The war, which consists of the Senectus group, and the Nuevo group, with a shedload of independents in the middle.

To protect the identities of those involved, this article shall use made-up names.

Leader of Nuevo , OutGuardian, has been using 'word' bombs, a hacking authorised by using certain words. Already he has taken out 12 of the Senectus side's main computers.

Of course, the independents have some firepower. Using Intel-powered laptops, they have managed to ruin several online warchatrooms belonging to both forces.

Well, you never know. This reporter's computer was an innocent casualty of the Operation Forum Attack Delta, which was really sucky.

As of press time this article was cens&(&£%!@:>~

THIS IS NOW PROPERTY OF THE SENECTUS FORCES. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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