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Wednesday, 5 January 2011

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Tijuana police were called to a bridge on the north side of Tijuana after witness report a below the neck amputee man had hung himself. When officers arrived they found the bodiless man hanging by a metal ring tied to the bridge.

When police went to the man's home, they found the wife laying dead on the kitchen floor. 21 gunshot wounds to the woman's body has been ruled probable cause of death. Police believe that the below the neck Amputee man shot and killed his wife in a possible jealous rage after learning she was leaving him for a man with a "Bigger head."

The names of the victim and husband have not been releases yet due to awaiting proper identification. Police forensic personnel are frantically attempting to fingerprint the man and testing for gun-powder residue.

In an unrelated incident, a headless man's body was found in an dumpster on the south side of town. Police are asking that anyone with info on the headless body to contact the Tijuana police department.

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